Introduction: Every language under the sun these days is Object Oriented. In an effort to make POSIX shell more buzzword compliant, and to show that it's really not a big deal for a language to lack built-in OO support, we have added object orientation to plain old shell script. Specifically, we have implemented classless OO with intro- spection, finalization, serialization, and multiple inheritance. Even then, most of these buzzword features are add-on modules. Shoop scripts look similiar to some OO languages, but there are various differences. Most of these differences stem from the fact that the shell is the limiting factor. Statements: A valid shoop statement has the following form: . [ \.?[=:]q?p?) (|)] Each item as the following definitions: obj: The name of the object. variable: A non-typed variable. This, in grand shell fashion, stores its data as a string. name: The name of the method or variable in which to access. value: The text string that should be assigned to the variable or method. Assignments: When the character immediately following the method/variable is '=' or ':', an assignment takes place. If the character is '=', the name refers to a variable, and the value is treated as a text string. If the character is ':', then the name is a method. There are 3 assignment modifiers that can be used. If the above character is preceeded with '.', then this means to append the new value to the current value. A 'q' on the end means to not echo the results of the assignment('q' only makes sense when assigning to a variable). If the 'p' modifier is used, then the method/ variable is invisible to introspection. All the distributed modules use :p. Methods: Methods are short shell snippets, that process arguments, and optionally return data. code: The program code that should be run. The shell variable $THIS will contain the name of the current object, and the positional parameters("$@", $*, etc) will contain the method arguments. method: A function or subroutine that optionally takes a list of argu- ments. See also: modules.txt