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<item><title>The ED BEGLEY JR. LIVE SEX SHOW</title>
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<description>Actor Ed Begley Jr. does not host a television show where he has sex with his guests in front of a live studio audience. But if he did, could we get people to come to see a taping?</description>
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<item><title>The Force is a Tool of Satan</title>
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<description>In 1999, Mortimer and Luke Fontaine led a protest at the opening of The Phantom Menace to convince the Heathen Fan to turn their backs on Satan's Tool, the FORCE.
Stay Tuned to oozeTV for a stunning up-to-date expose on the fall out from this and subsequent protests!</description>
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<description>Not gettin' any? Porno Mustache turns any dud into a Super-Stud! This simple device is a natural alternative to the drugs prescribed for sexual dysfunction. Don't take our word on it, download this educational video commercial to find out how you can become the sexual monster you always dreamed of! - also see a cameo by Bunny of The Dingleberrys</description>
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<item><title>MPAA Marketing Fun</title>
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<description>If you're an MPAA rated film, all of your marketing material must be rated G - no matter what. See how the MPAA controls what you see in this series of semi-animated films.
Ooze was invited to create Proof of Concept visuals for a segment in the Sundance Festival film, "This Film is Not Yet Rated" - This footage, although sometimes similar, DOES NOT APPEAR in the film. These movies are more like a slide show that was used by the producer to show how animations would work in the final film.- They're still FUNNY</description>
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<description>Budding filmmakers learn what it's like to appeal a rating from the MPAA - and it's not fun. See how the MPAA controls what you see, in this series of semi-animated films.
Ooze was invited to create Proof of Concept visuals for a segment in the Sundance Festival film, "This Film is Not Yet Rated" - This footage, although sometimes similar, DOES NOT APPEAR in the film. These movies are more like a slide show that was used by the producer to show how animations would work in the final film.- They're still FUNNY.</description>
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<item><title>How Does the MPAA Rate Films?</title>
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<description>How does the MPAA decide what movies get which rating? Turns out, it's a pretty arbitrary system with very little oversight nor any clear guidelines for filmmakers.
In this "animated" video, we attempt to decode the confusing criteria the uses to determine the ratings.
Ooze was invited to create Proof of Concept visuals for a segment in the Sundance Festival film, "This Film is Not Yet Rated" - This footage, although sometimes similar, DOES NOT APPEAR in the film. These movies are more like a slide show that was used by the producer to show how animations would work in the final film.- They're still FUNNY.</description>
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<item><title>Adults for Adult Cinema - Pro Porn Protest</title>
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<description>Ooze takes to the streets as the action group, THE ADULTS FOR ADULT CINEMA. What do we want? Porn in mainstream movie theatres! Why can't adults see people having raunchy sex in the comfort of a modern cineplex with its stadium seating, fresh popcorn, huge screens and digital surround sound? Ooze confronts confused patrons outside several suburban movie palaces, and is even "removed" by the LA County Sheriff's Department. Also includes an "artistic" porno we'd like to see in movie theatres called, "Traffuck."</description>
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<item><title>Shit Happens... to Babies.</title>
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<description>Gorilla tells Bunny that if he chooses to keep his baby, it may have unintended consequences...</description>
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<item><title>Your Baby, or Your Band?</title>
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<description>The Dingleberrys are at it again - this time they are preparing you for their dramatic debut. Watch furry animals Gorilla and Chicken make their friend, Bunny, choose: his band, or his unborn baby.</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 00:04:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<item><title>Celebrity Parking Only!</title>
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<description>Ooze posts "Celebrity Parking Only" signs in LA - Since Celebrities are better than regular people, we thought that they should have special parking spots on public streets. So as a public service, Ooze Editor Eddie Schmidt placed "Celebrity Parking Only" signs around town. While some people questioned his authority, many chose not to park in these spots. Yeah for Celebs!</description>
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<item><title>Good Girls of the Century?</title>
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<description>Talented songwriter, Matt Patterson composed and performed a song on his autoharp about a contest called "Good Girl of the Century" he holds for his two dogs. But do either of these dogs really qualify for an award when they've been caught being bad in this video? It makes more sense if you hear the song first- which you can at http://ooze.com/oozetv/goodgirlsofthecentury.mp3 - but Hi-Larious nonetheless...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:16:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<item><title>REEL (GAY) SEX</title>
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<description>Ooze guest star Stephanie Escajeda asks real live gay men if they know who invested gay man sex. Nobody really knows, and they seem to take our stupid suggestions at face value.</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:12:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<item><title>Blessing of the Marital Aids</title>
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<description>Once a year, the Catholic Church of Los Angeles reaches out to married couples in trouble and blesses their sex toys. Some people apparently don't like priests standing outside a porn shop and taping them. Go figure.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 19:45:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<item><title>DILDO PROTOTYPE</title>
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<description>Matt Patterson asks people to comment on some dildo "prototypes" he's invented. Not for the faint of heart, nor sound of mind.</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 19:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<item><title>The DINGLEBERRYS sing Choke the Chicken</title>
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<description>What happens when beloved children TV show stars go bad? Gorilla, Bunny, Chicken and a special bodacious guest release a music video like CHOKE THE CHICKEN. Rage in a Cage with punk rock's answer to the Banana Splits, THE DINGLEBERRYS</description>
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<item><title>My Friend Pepper Sprays Himself (for fun)</title>
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<description>Back before Jackass was a "hit," we filmed Editor Joe get pepper sprayed to celebrate the launch of his website. Watch him flail around helplessly in pain! We suggest you watch this before you protest the next WTO meeting.</description>
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This is an article and not a TV show. Just so you know.</description>
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<item><title>EL CULO NEGRO for Vice President</title>
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<description>Ooze braves the chaos of the 2000 Democratic National Convention to get "El Culo Negro" (the black ass en español) nominated as Gore's running mate. Our write-in campaign based off our website ironically worked well enough to get 142 votes in Florida, thus depriving Gore of the votes needed to win.</description>
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<item><title>Bitch, I Love You</title>
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<item><title>Crisis Response Team</title>
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<item><title>How to Make Love to an Alien</title>
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<description>Xroxnarr can't find love in his home planetoid, so he summons a man of Earth to make deep deep love to him. </description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 10:24:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<item><title>Obey the Signs... and Live!</title>
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<description>They're everywhere you look, telling you something urgent, explaining the rules. Why? If you don't obey the signs, something could happen to you. Something terrible.
This is an "educational" short film for adults told in the style of yesteryear.
WINNER 2003 LA 5 min. Film Fest
2004 Century City Film Festival
2004 Tromadance</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:57:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<item><title>The Mating Dance</title>
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<description>MJ dances in the woods... in a speedo. Why? Because he feels women will be powerless before his beautiful body! This video has confused over 1 million viewers</description>
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<description>Live dance performance where the crew of the USS Shufflin' Foot fights Abraham Lincoln for control of the UNIVERSE.
Abraham Lincoln floats through time and space challenging all to a deadly dance off. Will the crew be able to out dance the 16th President of the United States?</description>
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<description>Ooze convinces seven unsuspecting tourists visiting Hollywood to get in a van and drive with us for two hours to see the places where celebrity scandals happened. We visit the toilet where cops caught George Michael jerking off, the alley Eddie Murphy picked up a foot fetishist cross dresser and much much more. It's a tour so good that the real tour operators working the area threaten to expose us to the public!</description>
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<item><title>Great American Beardrace '04</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:53:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:59:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<description>A depressed Robot comes home from a hard day of work and settles into EXCITEMENT! All the sudden he's confronted with hot ROBOTS that are super SEXY and OUT-of- CONTROL!</description>
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