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Network Working Group                                      S. Greenfield
Request for Comments: 1300                                    Ziff-Davis
                                                           February 1992


                      Remembrances of Things Past


Status of this Memo

   This memo provides information for the Internet community.  It does
   not specify an Internet standard.  Distribution of this memo is
   unlimited.

Discussion

                When Shannon was a river
                   and Turing was a car
                When Banyan was a tree
                   and buses travelled far


                dBase was where you ran to
                   after you hit the ball
                Often we were ANSI
                   RISC aversive not at all


                Windows were for looking out of
                   in a Tandem, two could take a spin
                Bridges were for crossing
                   a frame was to keep pictures in


                A semi-conductor was a maestro
                   not in the big time yet
                A port you sought in a storm
                   fishermen used a net


                Woody Guthrie sang of "My LAN"
                   WAN was a despairing mood
                LATAs were for high places
                   menus featured food







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                If a cursor used four letter words
                   a sensor cut them out
                The sight of a mouse in an office
                   was sure to raise a shout


                Haloid perfected photocopying
                   and thereby made a hoard
                Then came Japanese competition
                   and its "ox" was gored


                Frequency was measured in cycles
                   Hertz referred to multiple pain
                Modem was a harvesting command
                   for bringing in the grain


                Modelling was at fashion shows
                   bauds were ladies of the night
                Prompting was helping actors
                   contesting for resources, a fight


                Walking and chewing gum concurrently
                   requires considerable skill
                We called it multi-tasking
                   and by gosh we always will


                We had no electronic calculators
                   just slide rules by Keuffel & Esser
                I am still a true believer
                   Keufel & Esser war besser


                Chips were used for gambling
                   von Neuman was a pup
                Monte Carlo a place to visit
                   squaring the circle ... well, we gave up


                A Sprint was less than 880
                   a relay was a team
                Greene was just a color
                   breaking up AT&T a dream





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                Coherent was applied to speech
                   not a spectral line excited
                Multi-media meant prose and song
                   and Noel Coward was knighted


                Cerf was found at the beach
                   a Rose was a Rose was a Rose
                Jobs were to look for
                   and Gates were to close


                "2B" was an elementary school class
                   and "D" a failing grade
                A router was a tool
                   a server was a maid


                Lotus was a flower
                   adobe was a brick
                Postscript was an afterthought
                   joy a popsicle stick


                We called a plotter a CAD
                   a token ring a sham
                A buffer was for buffing
                   a male goat was a ram


                The best noise supressor was ... ssh
                   we knew little of egos and ids
                For archival storage and encryption
                   we looked to the pyramids


                Now in accordance with Greenfield's Law
                   in voice both loud and clear
                Here's to exponential growth in memory
                   & operating speed next year.

                                        --srg









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Security Considerations

   Security issues are not discussed in this memo.

Author's Address

   Stanley R. Greenfield
   Ziff-Davis
   One Park Avenue
   New York, NY 10016

   EMail:  0004689513@mcimail.com







































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