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%{
/*
* Lex filter to transform plain English into Cockney English.
* No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only.
*
* Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein.
*
* Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
*/
%}
BW [ \t\n]
SP [ \t]+
EW [ \t.,;!\?$]
%Start junk
%option noyywrap
%%
%{
void eos();
void plastc();
%}
<junk>. { srandom(time(0L)); unput(yytext[0]); BEGIN 0; }
{BW}[Tt]he{EW} { ECHO; bloody(); }
{BW}[Ss]teal{EW} { printf("%c%cick",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5);
eos();
}
{BW}[Ss]tole{EW} { printf("%c%cicked",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5);
eos();
}
{BW}tired pooped();
{BW}were{EW} |
{BW}was{EW} { printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]); eos(); }
[Hh]ello printf("'%cllo", caseify('u'));
{BW}[Hh] printf("%c'",yytext[0]);
{BW}[Yy]our{EW} { printf("%.2ser",yytext); eos(); }
{BW}it{EW} { printf("%.2s'",yytext); eos(); }
{BW}go{EW} { printf("%.2sow",yytext); eos(); }
{BW}and{EW} { printf("%c'n'",yytext[0]); eos(); }
{BW}my{EW} { printf("%.2se",yytext); eos(); }
{BW}th(is|at){EW} { printf("%.5s", yytext); eos(); }
{BW}[Ww]e{SP}went{EW} |
{BW}[Ww]e{SP}had{EW} |
{BW}[Ww]e{SP}did{EW} { printf("%.*s",yyleng-1,yytext);
set_did(2);
eos();
}
{BW}I{SP}went{EW} |
{BW}I{SP}had{EW} |
{BW}I{SP}did{EW} { I();
printf(" did");
set_did(1);
eos();
}
{BW}I{EW} { I(); eos(); }
[Yy]ou{SP}[^aeiouy] { printf("%c'", yytext[0]); plastc(); }
[Ww]hat{SP}are{EW} { printf("%cotta", yytext[0]); eos(); }
{BW}other |
[MmNnRr]other printf("%cuvver",yytext[0]);
[MmSs]outh printf("%cowf", yytext[0]);
[cYy]outh printf("%coof", yytext[0]);
[^o]uth printf("%.2sf",yytext);
{BW}th[^e] |
[AaEeIiOo]th[^em] { printf("%cf",yytext[0]); plastc(); }
oothe |
e[ei]the { printf("%c%cve", yytext[0], yytext[0]); }
ooth |
eeth { printf("%c%cf", yytext[0], yytext[0]); }
[aei]the { printf("%cvv",yytext[0]); plastc(); }
th putchar('v');
a[km]e{EW} { printf("i%ce",yytext[1]); eos(); }
[^r][Oo]ld printf("%.2swld",yytext);
[^AaEeIiOoUu][uo]nd[a-z] printf("%cunn%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
ing{EW} { printf("in'"); eos(); }
[^dg]get+[^h] printf("%cge'%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
ail printf("aiw");
any printf("enny");
[rSs]ay{EW} { printf("%cigh",yytext[0]); eos(); }
way printf("why");
[BbHh]it{EW} { printf("%ci'",yytext[0]); eos(); }
ait{EW} { printf("ite"); eos(); }
ime{EW} { printf("oime"); eos(); }
[^e]ize[^n] printf("%coize%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
[^e]ight printf("%coit",*yytext);
[a-z]"?" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
printf("%s roit?",yytext);
clear_did();
}
[a-z]"." { printf("%c", yytext[0]); dintI(); }
\n printf("\n");
%%
void eos()
{
if (yytext[yyleng-1] == '.')
dintI();
else
unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
}
void plastc()
{
unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
}
caseify(c)
char c;
{
if (yytext[0] <= 'Z')
return (c - ' ');
else
return (c);
}
I()
{
/* extern long random(); */
if (random() % 100 < 20)
printf("%cOy",yytext[0]);
else
printf("%cI",yytext[0]);
}
static short b_count = 0;
static short b_which = 0;
bloody()
{
if (b_count++ % 2 == 0) {
switch (b_which++ % 4) {
case 0: printf("bloody "); break;
case 1: printf("flinkin' "); break;
case 2: printf("bleedin' "); break;
case 3: printf("soddin' "); break;
}
}
}
static short did = 0;
set_did(val)
{
did = val;
}
clear_did()
{
did = 0;
}
dintI()
{
/* extern long random(); */
if ((did == 1) && (random() % 100 < 50))
printf(", didn'I?");
else if ((did == 2) && (random() % 100 < 50))
printf(", din't we?");
else
printf(".");
clear_did();
}
pooped()
{
/* extern long random(); */
switch (random() % 3) {
case 0:
printf("%cknackered", yytext[0]);
break;
case 1:
printf("%cshagged out", yytext[0]);
break;
case 2:
printf("%cdone in", yytext[0]);
break;
}
}
expletive()
{
/*
Blimey
Stright a light
'Strewth
Cor blimey
*/
}
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