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< Overfiend> well, excellent.  I get to tear someone a new asshole.
		-- in #debian-devel
%
< calc> dondelelcaro: there is free sex in the archive iirc
< liw> I maintain sex, yes
< liw> I'm the upstream of sex
< dondelelcaro> liw: and the downstream as well? wow.
< jbailey> I'd hate to be upstream of sex.
< jbailey> You'd never get any.
< liw> jbailey, but giving is so much better than getting :)
		-- in #debian-devel
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< Overfiend> MFen: but if you have the awesome manliness to cleanly
             implement this missing feature, it will probably be
             accepted.
< Overfiend> you'd be so manly you'd have to rent a wheelbarrow to cart
             your balls around
		-- in #debian-devel
%
* Overfiend whacks one of the TODO items off the list
< joshk> whacking something else now?
< Overfiend> in a manner of speaking :)
		-- in #debian-devel
%
<quinophex> iDunno: anyhow, tbm fits the description of an alug user
<quinophex> he uses linux and is based in East Anglia :)
<tbm> "he uses linux".  I run the Debian project, for fucks sake! :-P
%
< asuffield> 125 should logically be... hmm... function key 20
< asuffield> which is like.. the fuck?
< Overfiend> a long penis sticking out of the right side of the keyboard
		-- in #debian-devel
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<Joy> To: <MEN.ONLY:ENLARGE.the.SIZE.of.your.MANHOOD.by.3.to.4.inches!!!@jagor.srce.hr>
<dark> My manhood is not usually enlarged by men only.  Such
       enlargement often involves women.
		-- in #debian-devel
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<dark> moshez: This is finland.  You don't need to say anything to
       shop at the supermarket :)
<dark> You need to know what they mean when the cute checkout girl
       asks if you want pussy.
<dark> That's all.
<asuffield> dark: is this a particularly common problem?
<dark> asuffield: Yes :)  The word for shopping bags sounds like that.
		-- in #debian-devel
%
<Sir_Ahzz> the himilayan rat aparantly doesn't relise humping an allready
           pregnant female rat gets him nowhere but a bitemark on the leg.
* Sir_Ahzz separates the rats.
		-- in #debian-devel
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<cell> apt sex
<apt> sex is probably updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; unzip; strip; look;
      touch; finger; head; mount; fsck; more; yes; yes; umount; make clean;
      sleep
<RST2003> is there a female equivalent of that command line?
<lazarus> RST2003: sleep :)
		-- in #debian
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<asuffield> don't you people have something better to do than stare at
            females you will never even meet?
<Overfiend_> asuffield: never say never
<Overfiend_> asuffield: I don't keep this chloroform-soaked rag in my
             pocket for NOTHING
		-- in #debian-devel
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<Overfiend> OW OW OW OW OW, jesus CHRIST.  We're supposed to be FROZEN
            and our LIBC and BINUTILS are maintained by CVS ADDICTS
            whose LEFT HAND is SUPERGLUED to their DICKS
<Overfiend> "*PANT* *PANT* YEAH BABY!!!!  FRESH COMMITS TO CVS!!!!"
            *PANT* *PANT*
		-- in #debian-devel
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< ari> why did gimp fail to build on amd64?
< nickr> because you touch yourself at night
< ari> how did you know :(
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No, I'd rather look for porn.

	-- Debian Project Leader Martin Michlmayr, when asked to do some
	   real work
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< ore> God uses GNOME?
< joshk> no wonder it rains so often
< ore> "Dammit, those damn heaven's gates won't open, gconfd crashed
       again"
		-- in #debian-devel
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<vorlon> I'm a pope-worshipper, so I don't feel bound by your standards.
* seeeS thought it said vorlon was a pppoe worshipper
	-- in #debian-devel
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< keta> woah, I've been out for a week, a new stable release, a processor 
        on my laptop that will soon be abandoned, if i had had a girlfriend 
        I'll surely would have found her pregnant on my return
	-- in #debian-devel, following the release of Sarge (3.1r0)
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<mdz_> what the fuck is this code doing?
<mdz_>    spray_min = SPRAYMAX+1;
<asuffield> mdz_: spraying
<mdz_> asuffield: sucking
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<Overfiend_> "Hi, I'm too fucking stupid to understand a 15-year old
             RFC, so please file a proper bug report on punched cards.
             Thanks."
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* Overfiend prefers girls who have developed, and DON'T FUCKING **GIGGLE**
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<Overfiend> I ought to perpetrate some sabotage to underscore my point
<Overfiend> and trash the 0x60 codepoint in all the xfonts-base fonts.
<Overfiend> bwa hahahahaha
<Overfiend> bwahahahahahahaha
<Overfiend> MOO)HAHAHAHAHA
<Overfiend> YES THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA
<Overfiend> I OUGHT TO MAKE IT AN INVERSE, UPSIDE DOWN QUESTION MARK
<Overfiend> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<Overfiend> MOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHA
--- Overfiend is now known as PUREFUCKINGEVIL
<PUREFUCKINGEVIL> BWAHAHAHAHA

		-- Branden 'Overfiend' Robinson, on the subject of
		   people using `mismatched' quotes
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<core> i'm glad Debian finally got into
        polar-deep-freeze-we-arent-shitting-you state finally.
		-- Seen on #Debian shortly before the release of Debian 2.0