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A word to the wise: a credentials dicksize war is usually a bad idea
on the net.
		-- David Parsons in c.o.l.development.system, about coding in C
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What's this script do?
    unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented.  Sometimes you're
in a sleeping bag, camping out with your girlfriend.
		-- Contributed by Frans van der Zande
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You can see that there are 25 unread articles in `news.announce.newusers'.
There are no unread articles, but some ticked articles, in
`alt.fan.andrea-dworkin' (see that little asterisk at the beginning of the
line?)

You can fuck that up to your heart's delight by fiddling with the
`gnus-group-line-format' variable.
		-- From the (ding) Gnus 5 documentation, by Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
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                printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n");
		-- /usr/src/linux/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
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KDE == (see GayDE) Kool Desktop Environment - Make X Window look like winbloze...
What a fucking great idea!  The developers of this have a mental sickness,
please avoid this product -> see GNOME.
		-- Jakes on #Debian
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<Overfiend> "Oxford University has joined with IBM and the UK
            Government to build a sophisticated computing Grid based
            on the open standards of Linux that will enable early
            screening and diagnosis of breast cancer...." Press
	    release within.
<Overfiend> In gratitude, the women of the world should all let Linux
            developers fondle their breasts, and the lactating ones
            should permit developers to drink.
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'Mounting' is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a
hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex.
		-- Christa Keil
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This is a scsi driver, scraes the shit out of me, therefore I tapdanced
and wrote a unix clone around it (C) by linus
		-- Somewhere in the kernel tree
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> No manual is ever necessary.
May I politely interject here: BULLSHIT.  That's the biggest Apple lie of all!
		-- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces