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Nebyl jsem nijak nadï¿½enï¿½, kdyï¿½ mi maminka ï¿½ekla, ï¿½e k nï¿½m
pï¿½ijde na ï¿½aj jedna z jejï¿½ch pï¿½ï¿½telkyï¿½ se svou dceruï¿½kou. Nemï¿½m holky
rï¿½d. Je to protivnï¿½, neumï¿½ si to hrï¿½t na nic jinï¿½ho neï¿½ na prodavaï¿½ku nebo
s panenkou, a poï¿½ï¿½d to breï¿½ï¿½. Jï¿½ samozï¿½ejmï¿½ nï¿½kdy taky breï¿½ï¿½m, ale vï¿½dycky
jen z vï¿½nï¿½ch dï¿½vodï¿½, jako tï¿½eba tenkrï¿½t, kdyï¿½ se rozbila ta vï¿½za v salonï¿½
a tatï¿½nek mi vyhuboval, ale to bylo nespravedlivï¿½, protoï¿½e jsem to
neudï¿½lal naschvï¿½l, a ta vï¿½za byla beztak hroznï¿½ ï¿½karedï¿½. Jï¿½ vï¿½m, ï¿½e
tatï¿½nek nemï¿½ rï¿½d, kdyï¿½ si hraju v domï¿½ s mï¿½ï¿½em, ale kdyï¿½ venku prï¿½elo.
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Nebyl jsem si docela jistï¿½, jestli to je dobrï¿½ nï¿½pad, kouï¿½it
doutnï¿½k, a navï¿½c jsem mï¿½l pocit, ï¿½e by se to tatï¿½nkovi ani mamince
nelï¿½bilo, ale Vendelï¿½n se mï¿½ otï¿½zal, jestli mi tatï¿½nek s maminkou zakï¿½zali
kouï¿½it doutnï¿½ky. Chvï¿½li jsem o tom pï¿½emï¿½ï¿½lel a musel jsem uznat, ï¿½e mi
tatï¿½nek s maminkou sice zakï¿½zali kreslit po zdech v pokoji, mluvit
u stolu, kdyï¿½ mï¿½me nï¿½vï¿½tï¿½vu a nejsem tï¿½zï¿½n, napouï¿½tï¿½t vodu do vany, abych
si mohl pouï¿½tï¿½t parnï¿½ï¿½ky, jï¿½st sladkosti pï¿½ed obï¿½dem nebo pï¿½ed veï¿½eï¿½ï¿½,
bouchat dveï¿½mi, strkat si prsty do nosu, mluvit sprostï¿½ slova, ale kouï¿½it
doutnï¿½ky, to ne, to mi tatï¿½nek s maminkou nezakï¿½zali.
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Bylo to bezvadnï¿½ rozdï¿½lenï¿½ cen. Pï¿½iï¿½li jsme rï¿½no do ï¿½koly
s tatï¿½nky a s maminkami, nastrojenï¿½ jako kaï¿½paï¿½i. Mï¿½li jsme na sobï¿½
modrï¿½ obleky a bï¿½lï¿½ koï¿½ile z takovï¿½ lï¿½tky, co se leskne jako tatï¿½nkova
ï¿½ervenozelenï¿½ kravata, co mu ji koupila maminka a co ji tatï¿½nek nenosï¿½,
aby si ji neuï¿½pinil. Celestï¿½n  on to totiï¿½ nemï¿½ v hlavï¿½ v poï¿½ï¿½dku  mï¿½l
na rukou bï¿½lï¿½ rukavice, z ï¿½ehoï¿½ jsme se div nepotrhali smï¿½chy, jen
Viktorï¿½n ï¿½ekl, ï¿½e jeho tatï¿½nek, kterï¿½ je policejnï¿½ strï¿½nï¿½k, nosï¿½ bï¿½lï¿½
rukavice ï¿½asto a ï¿½e na tom nenï¿½ nic legraï¿½nï¿½ho. Vlasy jsme mï¿½li
pï¿½iplï¿½cnutï¿½ k hlavï¿½  jï¿½ mï¿½m jeï¿½ka  a mï¿½li jsme ï¿½istï¿½ uï¿½i a ostï¿½ï¿½hanï¿½
nehty. No vypadali jsme straï¿½nï¿½.
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Ceny se dostaly na kaï¿½dï¿½ho. Celestï¿½n, kterï¿½ je nejlepï¿½ï¿½ ze tï¿½ï¿½dy
a mazï¿½nek panï¿½ uï¿½itelky, dostal cenu za poï¿½ty, za dï¿½jepis, za zemï¿½pis,
za mluvnici, za krasopis, za pï¿½ï¿½rodopis a za vzornï¿½ chovï¿½nï¿½. On mï¿½ totiï¿½
o koleï¿½ko vï¿½c. Albï¿½n, kterï¿½ je hroznï¿½ silnï¿½ a rï¿½d rozdï¿½vï¿½ rï¿½ny pï¿½stï¿½ do
nosu, dostal cenu za tï¿½locvik, Vendelï¿½n, tlustï¿½ kluk, kterï¿½ poï¿½ï¿½d jenom
jï¿½, dostal cenu za vytrvalost. Viktorï¿½n si odnesl cenu za kreslenï¿½,
ponï¿½vadï¿½ dostal k svï¿½tku velikou krabici s pastelkami. Kryï¿½pï¿½n, kterï¿½ je
poslednï¿½ ze tï¿½ï¿½dy, dostal cenu za dobrï¿½ vztah ke kolektivu a jï¿½ cenu za
vï¿½mluvnost. Tatï¿½nek byl velice spokojenï¿½, ale zatvï¿½ï¿½il se zklamanï¿½, kdyï¿½
mu panï¿½ uï¿½itelka ï¿½ekla, ï¿½e v mï¿½m pï¿½ï¿½padï¿½ neocenili kvalitu, nï¿½brï¿½
kvantitu. Musï¿½m se tatï¿½nka zeptat, co to znamenï¿½.
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Vï¿½ichni se dï¿½vali na Celestï¿½na, kterï¿½ si nesl pod paï¿½ï¿½ kopec knih,
co je dostal jako ceny, a na hlavï¿½ mï¿½l vavï¿½ï¿½novï¿½ vï¿½nec. Ostatnï¿½ ï¿½editel mu
ï¿½ekl, aby na nï¿½m neusnul, asi proto, ï¿½e budou ten vï¿½nec znovu potï¿½ebovat
pï¿½ï¿½tï¿½ rok, tak aby nebyl pomaï¿½kanï¿½. To je, jako kdyï¿½ mï¿½ maminka prosï¿½,
abych nebï¿½hal po begï¿½niï¿½ch.
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Najednou se ozvalo dlouhï¿½, silnï¿½ zapï¿½skï¿½nï¿½ a vï¿½ichni zaï¿½ali
s halasem nastupovat do vagï¿½nï¿½, a za pï¿½nem s cedulï¿½ pï¿½ibï¿½hl pï¿½n v uniformï¿½
a ï¿½ekl mu, ï¿½e mï¿½ okamï¿½itï¿½ naï¿½ï¿½dit tomu blbeï¿½kovi, co si tu hraje
s pí¹»alkou, aby pï¿½estal a nedï¿½lal maglajz. Polovina klukï¿½ zaï¿½ala zase
z vagï¿½nï¿½ vystupovat, ale neï¿½lo to moc dobï¿½e, jelikoï¿½ druhï¿½ polovina
nastupovala. Tatï¿½nkovï¿½ a maminky nï¿½co vykï¿½ikovali, doï¿½adovali se, aby jim
kluci psali, aby se v noci poï¿½ï¿½dnï¿½ pï¿½ikrï¿½vali a aby nedï¿½lali skopiï¿½iny.
Pï¿½r klukï¿½ breï¿½elo a dalï¿½ï¿½m zas poï¿½ï¿½d nï¿½kdo nadï¿½val, jelikoï¿½ hrï¿½li na
nï¿½stupiï¿½ti kopanou, no vyloï¿½enï¿½ senzace. Dokonce ani nebylo slyï¿½et pï¿½na
v uniformï¿½, kterï¿½ pï¿½skal, aï¿½ byl v obliï¿½eji tmavï¿½ rudï¿½, jako by se zrovna
vrï¿½til od moï¿½e.
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