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# Tutorial script
6000 1500 text Ah yes, I know. I'm amazing.
10000 1000 text Ah, that was cool.
11500 1200 text Und hello everyone.
13000 1000 text My name is Jurgen
14000 1700 text Guntherswarchzhaffenstrassen.
18000 1500 text Und today I will show you
19600 1400 text how to play this game.
21100 1500 text Check this sh*t!
26000 1500 text And now, pick up your keyboard
27500 1500 text like this.
26000 5000 pic pose.svg
29800 1300 text When I shred,
31800 1500 text I use the whole keyboard.
34000 1500 text But since you SUCK,
37000 1000 text You will only need
38000 1000 text These five frets,
37000 5500 pic keyboard.svg
39000 2000 text Und zie Pick button.
42000 2000 text However, zie most important
44000 2000 text is the Escape button.
46000 5000 pic esc.svg
48000 1000 text You will need it,
49000 1500 text when you finally realize
50500 1500 text that you SUCK.
52500 500 text Bigtime.
54000 1500 text To me, that is already obvious.
58000 2000 text Ok, there comes your first note.
60500 2000 text You can already hold down the 1st fret
62500 1000 text BUT DON'T PICK IT YET!
63500 1500 text You missed it.
66000 2000 text Ok, let's try it again.
69000 2000 text Ok, wait for it.
71000 800 text Wait for it.
71800 1000 text No!
73500 1000 text Wait for it.
75500 1000 text Wait for it.
77500 1000 text *Sigh*
79000 2000 text Now, hold down two frets.
85000 2000 text Ah, you missed it!
87500 3500 text And now, try this super easy lick.
106500 2000 text Und up to my tempo.
108500 1000 text Don't try this,
109500 1500 text or you'll just hurt yourself.
114000 1500 text Ok, that was about
115500 1500 text four billion notes per second.
117500 1500 text If I play that any faster,
119500 1500 text your minds would just blow up.
122500 2000 text Ok, that is it for now.
124500 1000 text You can now go and sell
125500 1500 text your keyboards on Ebay.
127500 1500 text Because you SUCK.
130000 1500 text And remember one thing.
132000 2000 text I am your new god, little girls.
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