1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
|
.\"-------
.\" I made some formatting improvements. -dws
.\"-------
.\" From: overby@sendit.nodak.edu (Glen Overby)
.\" Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
.\" Subject: date(6) get or set a date
.\" Keywords: original, computer, maybe
.\" Message-ID: <S3b9.516d@looking.on.ca>
.\" Date: 27 Mar 92 09:30:05 GMT
.\" Lines: 106
.\" Approved: funny@clarinet.com
.\"
.\" (I wrote this, but the idea came from a friend)
.\"
.TH DATE 6 "January 1, 1992"
.UC 4
.SH NAME
date \- get and print a date
.SH SYNOPSIS
.B date
.RB [ \-s ]
.RB [ \-local ]
.RB [ \-k ]
.RB [ \-blind ]
.IR option = value ...
.SH DESCRIPTION
If no arguments are given, a date will be selected at random.
Providing an argument will restrict the search pool of dates.
Hopefully these arguments will not carry forward into the actual date.
Only the superuser can select dates by name.
.PP
The
.B \-s
option registers you in the date database and (if not
.BR \-local )
posts your vitals to alt.personals (and, optionally, alt.sex.wanted).
.PP
Using the
.B \-k
option selects a date, but does not make any further arrangments.
.PP
Ranges are specified with parentheses and brackets: (18,25) is 18 to 25
exclusive while [18,25] is 18 to 25 inclusive.
An array of selections is given with braces
such as ``{blonde, brunette, redhead}''.
Multiple responses are separated with commas,
as in ``sex=female,yes,please''.
.TP
.B \-blind
To arrange a blind date.
.PP
.BR view [=\c
.IR must ]
.PD 0
.IP
.PD
View prospective date's picture.
To locate a picture,
.I date
searches several picture databases, including FaceSaver (uunet.uu.net)
alt.sec.pictures, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica,
and several FTP gif archives.
You must have access to the Internet for FTP to work.
.IP
If view=must is set, and
.I date
is unable to find a picture, a request will be automaticly posted to
alt.binaries.pictures.d asking for one.
.IP
Options to
.IR xv (1)
may follow "view" or be put in the environment parameter XV.
.PP
The following options restrict the search pool
to those who have supplied the necessary information.
.TP
.BI dim= range,range,range
.TP
.BI height= range
Synonyms are also supported: midget, twerp, short, beanstalk,
giant, basketball-player
.TP
.BI weight= range
Synonyms: toothpic, feather, wide-load, blimp
.TP
.BI age= range
Synonyms: juvenile, underage, thirty-nine, over-the-hill, {mom, dad},
{grandma, grandpa}
.PP
.BR sex= "{male, female}"\c
[,{yes, no, maybe}]\c
.RI "[," opt = sex "(6) options]"
.PD 0
.IP
.PD
If sex=yes and you are registering,
your vitals are posted to alt.sex.wanted
in addition to alt.personals.
.TP
.BR race= "{white, black, native-american, ...}"
Various slang terms are also supported.
.TP
.BR marriage= "{flirting, noway, maybe, once, twice, several}"
Seriousness and experience.
.PP
.BR kids= "{never, rightaway, oops, have, want}"\c
[,{one, two, three, four, bunch}]
.PD 0
.IP
.PD
Domestic leanings.
.TP
.BR cooking= "{never, loveit, when_hungry}"
.TP
.B color
Synonym for race.
.TP
.BR religion= "{Atheist, Moslem, Lutheran, Catholic, ...}"
.TP
.BR temper= "{mellow, quiet, hot-head}"
.PP
.BR interests=\c
.RI { "lists of possible interests" }
.PP
.BR name=\c
.IR lastname , firstname
.PD 0
.IP
.PD
Specify name of your date.
Perfect for hitting on.
Names can only be specified by super-user.
.SH FILES
.IP "$HOME/.daterc"
Optional place to store options, for frequent daters.
.IP "$HOME/.datehist"
History of dates, to avoid duplication.
.IP "$HOME/.persona"
Options describing yourself, if you haven't registered in the database.
Note that the first time you use
.I date
and supply this information,
you are registered in the blind-date database.
.SH SEE ALSO
.IR man (1),
.IR woman (1),
.IR sex (6)
.PP
.IR "RFC1036: Standard for exchange of USENET messages" ,
M. Horton and R. Adams.
.PP
.IR "A Primer on how to work with the USENET community" ,
Chuq Von Rospach and Gene ``net.god'' Spafford.
.SH DIAGNOSTICS
Exit status is 0 on success, 1 on complete failure to get a date.
.PP
``You are not superuser: date not set''
if you try to use the name parameter
but are not the super-user.
.PP
``Vitals posted to alt.personals [,alt.sex.wanted]''
when you register globally.
.SH AUTHOR
Won't admit to it!
|
