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/*
gc_lifestyle.c - Functions for the Lifestyle section
Geek Code Generator v1.7.3 - Generates your geek code
Copyright (C) 1999-2003 Chris Gushue <chris@blackplasma.net>
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
at your option) any later version.
This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
GNU General Public License for more details.
You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
*/
#include <stdio.h>
#include "geekcode.h"
int get_education(void)
{
int selection = 99;
do
{
clearscreen();
printf("Education Page %i of %i\n", PAGES-(PAGES-32), PAGES);
printf("===============================================================================\n");
printf("1 e+++++ I am Stephen Hawking\n");
printf("2 e++++ Managed to get my Ph.D.\n");
printf("3 e+++ Got a Master degree\n");
printf("4 e++ Got a Bachelors degree\n");
printf("5 e+ Got an Associates degree\n");
printf("6 e Finished High School\n");
printf("7 e- Haven't finished High School\n");
printf("8 e-- Haven't even entered High School\n");
printf("9 e* I learned everything there is to know about life from the\n");
printf(" \"Hitchhiker's Trilogy\"\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("Enter your Education code number here [0 to quit]: ");
scanf("%d", &selection);
clear_kb();
} while (selection < 0 || selection > 9);
if (selection == 0)
exit(1);
else
return selection;
}
int get_housing(void)
{
int selection = 99;
do
{
clearscreen();
printf("Housing Page %i of %i\n", PAGES-(PAGES-33), PAGES);
printf("===============================================================================\n");
printf("1 h++ Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a\n");
printf(" Dominoes pizza (See !d)\n");
printf("2 h+ Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a\n");
printf(" month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.\n");
printf("3 h Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek\n");
printf(" things. There is a place for them to sit.\n");
printf("4 h- Living with one or more registered Geeks.\n");
printf("5 h-- Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and\n");
printf(" refuse to watch Babylon 5.\n");
printf("6 h--- Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label\n");
printf(" themselves h---, you're as good as there)\n");
printf("7 h---- Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.\n");
printf("8 h! I am stuck living with my parents!\n");
printf("9 h* I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home\n");
printf(" to me.\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("Enter your Housing code number here [0 to quit]: ");
scanf("%d", &selection);
clear_kb();
} while (selection < 0 || selection > 9);
if (selection == 0)
exit(1);
else
return selection;
}
int get_relationships(void)
{
int selection = 99;
do
{
clearscreen();
printf("Relationships Page %i of %i\n", PAGES-(PAGES-34), PAGES);
printf("===============================================================================\n");
printf(" 1 r+++ Found someone, dated, and am now married.\n");
printf(" 2 r++ I've dated my current S.O. for a long time.\n");
printf(" 3 r+ I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to another.\n");
printf(" 4 r I date periodically.\n");
printf(" 5 r- I have difficulty maintaining a relationship.\n");
printf(" 6 r-- People just aren't interested in dating me.\n");
printf(" 7 r--- I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the way people\n");
printf(" avoid me like the plague.\n");
printf(" 8 !r I've never had a relationship.\n");
printf(" 9 r* Signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Bachelor(ette)'s Club of\n");
printf(" America). The motto is 'Bitter, but not Desperate'.\n");
printf(" First founded at Caltech.\n");
printf("10 r%% I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me.\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("Enter your Relationships code number here [0 to quit]: ");
scanf("%d", &selection);
clear_kb();
} while (selection < 0 || selection > 10);
if (selection == 0)
exit(1);
else
return selection;
}
int get_sex_type(void)
{
int selection = 99;
do
{
clearscreen();
printf("Sex Type Page %ia of %i\n", PAGES-(PAGES-35), PAGES);
printf("===============================================================================\n");
printf("1 x - I am a female\n");
printf("2 y - I am a male\n");
printf("3 z - I do not wish to disclose my gender\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("Enter your Sex type code number here [0 to quit]: ");
scanf("%d", &selection);
clear_kb();
} while (selection < 0 || selection > 3);
if (selection == 0)
exit(1);
else
return selection;
}
char show_sex_type(int x)
{
char *sex;
switch (x)
{
case 1: sex="x"; break;
case 2: sex="y"; break;
case 3: sex="z"; break;
default: sex="z"; break;
}
return *sex;
}
int get_sex(int x)
{
int selection = 99;
char *sex;
switch (x)
{
case 1: sex="x"; break;
case 2: sex="y"; break;
case 3: sex="z"; break;
default: sex="z"; break;
}
do
{
clearscreen();
printf("Sex Page %ib of %i\n", PAGES-(PAGES-35), PAGES);
printf("===============================================================================\n");
printf(" 1 %s+++++ I am Madonna\n", sex);
printf(" 2 %s++++ I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with\n", sex);
printf(" kids around, who has time for sex?\n");
printf(" 3 %s+++ I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.\n", sex);
printf(" 4 %s++ I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might\n", sex);
printf(" have come from though.\n");
printf(" 5 %s+ I've had real, live sex.\n", sex);
printf(" 6 %s I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.\n", sex);
printf(" 7 %s- Not having sex by choice.\n", sex);
printf(" 8 %s-- Not having sex because I just can't get any...\n", sex);
printf(" 9 %s--- Not having sex because I'm a nun or priest.\n", sex);
printf("10 %s* I'm a pervert.\n", sex);
printf("11 %s** I've been known to make perverts look like angels.\n", sex);
printf("12 !%s Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.\n", sex);
printf("13 %s? It's none of your business what my sex life is like (this is used to\n", sex);
printf(" denote your gender only).\n");
printf("14 !%s+ Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!\n", sex);
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("\n");
printf("Enter your Sex code number here [0 to quit]: ");
scanf("%d", &selection);
clear_kb();
} while (selection < 0 || selection > 14);
if (selection == 0)
exit(1);
else
return selection;
}
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