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# not used, but it should be
set usage [list \
"Click on locations to move."\
"[bold Pass] to pass."\
"[bold Score] to score a finished (or unfinished) game."\
"[bold Save] will put game into your local SGF viewer for analysis and storage, otherwise your browser should prompt you to save to a file."\
"[bold Load] to reload a saved game or arbitrary SGF file."\
"[bold New] to start a new game with specified parameters."\
]
set message(score) "The count? I'm not so good at figuring out when
the game is over, but here's my best guess at the score:
<br><br><pre>%s</pre><br>"
set message(youwin) "It looks like you're a bit ahead. Congratulations! You deserve it.<br>"
set message(iwin) "It seems as though I'm a bit ahead. Either I'm
awfully lucky, or I counted wrong, because you're playing
exceptionally well. A word to the wise: %s"
set message(jigo) "Wow! Looks like a tie. Dude, that's never happened to me before."
set message(upyours) " You might want to take another handicap stone. Just until you're back in form, of course."
set message(upmine) " I hate to admit it, but I think I might need another handicap stone. I'm so bad at this stupid game."
set message(downmine) " I seem to be doing well recently. Do you think it might be time for me to take fewer stones?"
set message(downyours) " It looks like you're getting good results. I suspect you'll do well with fewer stones."
set message(stats) " That's %d for you, and %d for me."
set message(another) " Shall we play again? Do you have time for another game?"
set message(restart) "You want to play this old game? All right, let's take a look..."
set message(handichange) "New handicap? Okay! "
# just the mumble
set message(new) "%s"
set message(move) "%s"
set message(resume) "Hello, old friend! I'm %s!
Last time I saw you, I think the
board looked a bit like this. We can resume if you like, or start a
new game..."
# is a Newbie like a Newfie?
set message(newbie) "Welcome! You're playing Go with %s!
I'll go first.
To play, click on your move. To undo a
move, use the [bold Back] button on your browser. I won't mind. In
fact, I won't even notice..."
set message(pass1) "I pass! Your move..."
set message(pass2) "I pass too. Thank you for the game! Shall we count? Hit [bold Score]."
set mumble(move) [list \
THWOK!\
Hrmmm...\
Heh.\
"Doomed. I'm doomed..."\
"Oy vey."\
"Now I see what you're up to."\
Oops.\
"That ladder doesn't work, you know..."\
"No. No. Hm, not that either. No..."\
"Area counting is much more logical, don't you think?"\
"Please don't smoke. It activates my asthma."\
"You don't mind if I smoke, do you?"\
"Would you like another cup of tea?"\
"At my club, we use the fixed ko rule."\
"Bingo!"\
"I must apologize for my dreadful play. I've been up all night, playing in a tournament againt my prior selves."\
"(* spits blood *)"\
"(* ears redden *)"\
"(* brow furrows *)"\
"(* pout *)"\
"Mwa ha ha ha haaa..."\
"How about that local sports team?"\
"Atari!"\
"You crafty devil, you!"\
"I'm sure there's a brilliant tesuji here. Somewhere..."\
"This isn't joseki, is it?"\
"Area counting is an abomination against the spirit of the game. Imagine, filling dame is worth a point!"\
"I don't know when to resign. Of course, it seems as though you don't either."\
"Hm. Both sides lose!"\
"My group. My group..."\
"An eye for an eye."\
"I hate playing on the servers. The politics, the escapers, no time to think, no artistry."\
"The servers have done wonders for my game. I can get a high level game anytime I want. I'll be shodan in no time."\
"I much prefer playing face to face. Without the feel of shell and slate under my fingers, I can't see the positions properly."\
"I'm using a board over here to help read out this variation. I hope you don't mind."\
"Wow! That's a good move. Do you give lessons?"\
"Yeah, you can live there. But you'll have to pay big money!"\
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice..."\
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."\
]
set mumble(new) [list \
"[bold This] time, I will crush you."\
"Hope springs eternal."\
"Die yuppie scum!"\
]
set mumble(advice) [list \
"Cut when you can cut, connect when you can connect. In that order :->"\
"Remember the eye-stealing tesuji."\
"Remember your wins. Forget your defeats. Essential for health. "\
"Be happy to win. How to be happy? Win at least. "\
"Listen to Baroque Music timed at sixty beats per minute. Then you will win. "\
"When you're winning, you're losing." \
"Go makes your right brain active, only when the left one is active. "\
"When your eyes are over on the left side you are activating primarily the right brain, and [italic {vice versa}]."\
"Brain hormone makes a vivid play. A vivid play makes brain hormone. "\
"Joseki addiction is a symptom of brain hormone deficit. "\
"Take calcium to win. "\
"Go or alcohol may jeopardize your job. The synergy will jeopardize your life. "\
"He laughs best who laughs last."\
"Don't fear my strength. Enjoy it. "\
"The best problem solvers are those that laugh. "\
"Don't try to win. Try not to lose."\
"He can do anything who can do tenuki. "\
"Suspect a trick, if your opponent moves faster than usual."\
"The larger the handicap, the more you lose."\
"A strong move lacks flexibility. "\
"A flexible move lacks strength. "\
"A strategy without tactics goes wrong. "\
"A go book which first makes you weaker, might make you stronger later. "\
"A corner move is a center move, and [italic {vice versa}]."\
"The whole board can't be separated from the details. "\
"Change is the ultimate nature of reality. Nothing is permanent. Flux alone is real. (Heraclitus) "\
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks."\
"Don't look at it. See it. "\
"Don't move your eyeballs. Move your mind. "\
"You can't tell if I'm drinking,vice versa. "\
"You can't beat me with your charms. "\
"Strange things happen at the one-two points."\
"If a formation is symmetrical play at the center. "\
"Against three in a row, play right in the center. "\
"The enemy's key play is my own key play. "\
"The semeai where only one player has an eye is a fight over nothing. "\
]
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