Discard medicine more than two years old.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole.
Free! Free!/A trip/to Mars/for 900/empty jars/Burma Shave
The days of the digital watch are numbered. -Tom Stoppard
Nepal premier won't resign.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. -Ken Olsen, 1977
It's a tiny change to the code and not completely disgusting. - Bob Manchek
size: a.out: bad magic
The major problem is with sendmail. -Mark Horton
Give me a rock, paper and scissors and I will move the world. CCFestoon
If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
It's well we cannot hear the screams/That we create in others' dreams.
You remind me of a TV show, but that's all right: I watch it anyway.
C is as portable as Stonehedge!!
Even if I could be Shakespeare, I think I should still choose to be Faraday. - A. Huxley
The fugacity of a constituent in a mixture of gases at a given temperature is proportional to its mole fraction. Lewis-Randall Rule
How can you write a big system without C++? -Paul Glick