diff --minimal --new-file --recursive --show-c-function --unified=3 orig/ircd/s_err.c work/ircd/s_err.c
--- orig/ircd/s_err.c	Thu Apr 23 14:22:01 1998
+++ work/ircd/s_err.c	Thu Apr 23 14:41:57 1998
@@ -43,9 +43,9 @@ static Numeric local_replies[] = {
 /* 002 */
     {RPL_YOURHOST, ":Your host is %s, running version %s"},
 /* 003 */
-    {RPL_CREATED, ":This server was created %s"},
+    {RPL_CREATED, ":This server was cobbled together %s"},
 /* 004 */
-    {RPL_MYINFO, "%s %s dioswkg biklmnopstv"},
+    {RPL_MYINFO, "%s %s dioswkfcg biklmnopstv"},
 /* 005 */
     {RPL_MAP, ":%s%s"},
 /* 006 */
@@ -67,15 +67,15 @@ static Numeric local_replies[] = {
 
 static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 401 */
-    {ERR_NOSUCHNICK, "%s :No such nick"},
+    {ERR_NOSUCHNICK, "%s :No such nick/channel"},
 /* 402 */
-    {ERR_NOSUCHSERVER, "%s :No such server"},
+    {ERR_NOSUCHSERVER, "%s :That server doesn't exist"},
 /* 403 */
-    {ERR_NOSUCHCHANNEL, "%s :No such channel"},
+    {ERR_NOSUCHCHANNEL, "%s :That channel doesn't exist"},
 /* 404 */
-    {ERR_CANNOTSENDTOCHAN, "%s :Cannot send to channel"},
+    {ERR_CANNOTSENDTOCHAN, "%s :The channel demigods have stolen your voice"},
 /* 405 */
-    {ERR_TOOMANYCHANNELS, "%s :You have joined too many channels"},
+    {ERR_TOOMANYCHANNELS, "%s :You can't join that many channels"},
 /* 406 */
     {ERR_WASNOSUCHNICK, "%s :There was no such nickname"},
 /* 407 */
@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 431 */
     {ERR_NONICKNAMEGIVEN, ":No nickname given"},
 /* 432 */
-    {ERR_ERRONEUSNICKNAME, "%s :Erroneus Nickname"},
+    {ERR_ERRONEUSNICKNAME, "%s :Erroneous Nickname"},
 /* 433 */
     {ERR_NICKNAMEINUSE, "%s :Nickname is already in use."},
 /* 434 */
@@ -139,7 +139,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 436 */
     {ERR_NICKCOLLISION, "%s :Nickname collision KILL"},
 /* 437 */
-    {ERR_BANNICKCHANGE, "%s :Cannot change nickname while banned on channel"},
+    {ERR_BANNICKCHANGE, "%s :The hand of the deity is upon you, thy nick may not change"},
 /* 438 */
     {ERR_NICKTOOFAST, "%s :Nick change too fast. Please wait %d seconds."},
 /* 439 */
@@ -189,13 +189,13 @@ static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 461 */
     {ERR_NEEDMOREPARAMS, "%s :Not enough parameters"},
 /* 462 */
-    {ERR_ALREADYREGISTRED, ":You may not reregister"},
+    {ERR_ALREADYREGISTRED, ":Your default nick is already in use"},
 /* 463 */
     {ERR_NOPERMFORHOST, ":Your host isn't among the privileged"},
 /* 464 */
     {ERR_PASSWDMISMATCH, ":Password Incorrect"},
 /* 465 */
-    {ERR_YOUREBANNEDCREEP, ":You are banned from this server"},
+    {ERR_YOUREBANNEDCREEP, ":You cannot sign on, your host is in a K line"},
 /* 466 */
     {ERR_YOUWILLBEBANNED, (char *)NULL},
 /* 467 */
@@ -207,15 +207,15 @@ static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 470 */
     {0, (char *)NULL},
 /* 471 */
-    {ERR_CHANNELISFULL, "%s :Cannot join channel (+l)"},
+    {ERR_CHANNELISFULL, "%s :The channel is full"},
 /* 472 */
     {ERR_UNKNOWNMODE, "%c :is unknown mode char to me"},
 /* 473 */
-    {ERR_INVITEONLYCHAN, "%s :Cannot join channel (+i)"},
+    {ERR_INVITEONLYCHAN, "%s :You aren't invited"},
 /* 474 */
-    {ERR_BANNEDFROMCHAN, "%s :Cannot join channel (+b)"},
+    {ERR_BANNEDFROMCHAN, "%s :You are banned from that channel"},
 /* 475 */
-    {ERR_BADCHANNELKEY, "%s :Cannot join channel (+k)"},
+    {ERR_BADCHANNELKEY, "%s :You must specify the channel key(s)"},
 /* 476 */
     {ERR_BADCHANMASK, "%s :Bad Channel Mask"},
 /* 477 */
@@ -227,13 +227,13 @@ static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 480 */
     {0, (char *)NULL},
 /* 481 */
-    {ERR_NOPRIVILEGES, ":Permission Denied- You're not an IRC operator"},
+    {ERR_NOPRIVILEGES, ":Permission Denied - You're no deity"},
 /* 482 */
-    {ERR_CHANOPRIVSNEEDED, "%s :You're not channel operator"},
+    {ERR_CHANOPRIVSNEEDED, "%s :Ha! You're no operator"},
 /* 483 */
     {ERR_CANTKILLSERVER, ":You cant kill a server!"},
 /* 484 */
-    {ERR_ISCHANSERVICE, "%s %s :Cannot kill, kick or deop channel service"},
+    {ERR_ISCHANSERVICE, "%s %s :Cannot kick or deop channel service"},
 /* 485 */
     {0, (char *)NULL},
 /* 486 */
@@ -247,7 +247,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 490 */
     {0, (char *)NULL},
 /* 491 */
-    {ERR_NOOPERHOST, ":No O-lines for your host"},
+    {ERR_NOOPERHOST, ":You aren't recognized from that host"},
 /* 492 */
     {0, (char *)NULL},
 /* 493 */
@@ -269,7 +269,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 501 */
     {ERR_UMODEUNKNOWNFLAG, ":Unknown MODE flag"},
 /* 502 */
-    {ERR_USERSDONTMATCH, ":Cant change mode for other users"},
+    {ERR_USERSDONTMATCH, ":You can't change someone else's modes"},
 /* 503 */
     {0, (char *)NULL},
 /* 504 */
@@ -289,7 +289,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_errors[] = {
 /* 511 */
     {ERR_SILELISTFULL, "%s :Your silence list is full"},
 /* 512 */
-    {ERR_NOSUCHGLINE, "%s@%s :No such gline"},
+    {ERR_NOSUCHGLINE, "%s@%s :No such G-line"},
 /* 513 */
     {ERR_BADPING, (char *)NULL}
 };
@@ -306,9 +306,9 @@ static Numeric numeric_replies[] = {
 /* 304 */
     {RPL_TEXT, (char *)NULL},
 /* 305 */
-    {RPL_UNAWAY, ":You are no longer marked as being away"},
+    {RPL_UNAWAY, ":Does this mean you're really back?"},
 /* 306 */
-    {RPL_NOWAWAY, ":You have been marked as being away"},
+    {RPL_NOWAWAY, ":We'll miss you"},
 /* 307 */
     {RPL_USERIP, ":"},
 /* 308 */
@@ -322,7 +322,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_replies[] = {
 /* 312 */
     {RPL_WHOISSERVER, "%s %s :%s"},
 /* 313 */
-    {RPL_WHOISOPERATOR, "%s :is an IRC Operator"},
+    {RPL_WHOISOPERATOR, "%s :is a deity of the small screen"},
 /* 314 */
     {RPL_WHOWASUSER, "%s %s %s * :%s"},
 /* 315 */
@@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_replies[] = {
 /* 330 */
     {0, (char *)NULL},
 /* 331 */
-    {RPL_NOTOPIC, "%s :No topic is set."},
+    {RPL_NOTOPIC, "%s :There isn't a topic."},
 /* 332 */
     {RPL_TOPIC, "%s :%s"},
 /* 333 */
@@ -462,7 +462,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_replies[] = {
 /* 380 */
     {0, (char *)NULL},
 /* 381 */
-    {RPL_YOUREOPER, ":You are now an IRC Operator"},
+    {RPL_YOUREOPER, ":You are now a deity, be nice or else!"},
 /* 382 */
     {RPL_REHASHING, "%s :Rehashing"},
 /* 383 */
@@ -588,7 +588,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_replies[] = {
 /* 241 */
     {RPL_STATSLLINE, "%c %s * %s %d %d"},
 /* 242 */
-    {RPL_STATSUPTIME, ":Server Up %d days, %d:%02d:%02d"},
+    {RPL_STATSUPTIME, ":Server up %d days, %d:%02d:%02d"},
 /* 243 */
     {RPL_STATSOLINE, "%c %s * %s %d %d"},
 /* 244 */
@@ -606,7 +606,7 @@ static Numeric numeric_replies[] = {
 /* 250 */
     {RPL_STATSCONN, ":Highest connection count: %d (%d clients)"},
 /* 251 */
-    {RPL_LUSERCLIENT, ":There are %d users and %d invisible on %d servers"},
+    {RPL_LUSERCLIENT, ":There are %d victims and %d hiding on %d servers"},
 /* 252 */
     {RPL_LUSEROP, "%d :operator(s) online"},
 /* 253 */