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# frozen_string_literal: true
module Faker
# Port of http://shinytoylabs.com/jargon/
# Are you having trouble writing tech-savvy dialogue for your latest screenplay?
# Worry not! Hollywood-grade technical talk is ready to fill out any form where you need to look smart.
class Hacker < Base
flexible :hacker
class << self
##
# Produces something smart.
#
# @return [String]
#
# @example
# Faker::Hacker.say_something_smart
# #=> "Try to compress the SQL interface, maybe it will program the back-end hard drive!"
#
# @faker.version 1.4.0
def say_something_smart
sample(phrases)
end
##
# Short technical abbreviations.
#
# @return [String]
#
# @example
# Faker::Hacker.abbreviation #=> "RAM"
#
# @faker.version 1.4.0
def abbreviation
fetch('hacker.abbreviation')
end
##
# Hacker-centric adjectives.
#
# @return [String]
#
# @example
# Faker::Hacker.adjective #=> "open-source"
#
# @faker.version 1.4.0
def adjective
fetch('hacker.adjective')
end
##
# Only the best hacker-related nouns.
#
# @return [String]
#
# @example
# Faker::Hacker.noun #=> "bandwidth"
#
# @faker.version 1.4.0
def noun
fetch('hacker.noun')
end
##
# Actions that hackers take.
#
# @return [String]
#
# @example
# Faker::Hacker.verb #=> "bypass"
#
# @faker.version 1.4.0
def verb
fetch('hacker.verb')
end
##
# Produces a verb that ends with '-ing'.
#
# @return [String]
#
# @example
# Faker::Hacker.ingverb #=> "synthesizing"
#
# @faker.version 1.4.0
def ingverb
fetch('hacker.ingverb')
end
# @private
def phrases
["If we #{verb} the #{noun}, we can get to the #{abbreviation} #{noun} through the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
"We need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
"Try to #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}, maybe it will #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!",
"You can't #{verb} the #{noun} without #{ingverb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
"Use the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, then you can #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!",
"The #{abbreviation} #{noun} is down, #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun} so we can #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
"#{ingverb} the #{noun} won't do anything, we need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!".capitalize,
"I'll #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, that should #{noun} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!"]
end
end
end
end
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