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$MESSAGE E y n y y This place is full of Flamers and Trolls... Time to moderate; with extreme prejudice...
$MESSAGE h y n y y I see how this works. The pictures are hyperlinks to the different pages.
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136 158 white 3 Quit karma whoring and go play XTux
136 192 black 2 from the hot-grits-and-games dept.
136 216 grey33 1 The idiots behind this game must have spent an extraordinary amount of time
136 240 grey33 1 making a                level just so we'd be suitably impressed to post a link to
210 240 #006760 1 slashdot
212 241 #006760 1 _______
136 264 grey33 1 their       . Oh well, we're easily bought^H^H^H^H^H^Himpressed.
178 264 #006760 1 site
178 265 #006760 1 ___
136 288 black 1 (                            of       comments )
136 288 #006760 1    Read more...  3       3
136 289 #006760 1    __________   _       _

136 414 white 3 BSD released under GPL
136 448 black 2 from the uh-huh dept.
136 472 #006760 1 FreeBSD  OpenBSD
136 473 #006760 1 ________  ________
216 472 grey33 1 ,
312 472 grey33 1 and the rest of them have decided to merge and release
136 496 grey33 1 the resulting code under the GPL. "We heard about this new idea of having
136 520 grey33 1 the source code available, this just blew our minds."
136 544 black 1 (                            of        comments )
136 544 #006760 1    Read more...  3      501
136 545 #006760 1    __________   _      ___

136 670 white 3 RMS dresses funny
136 704 black 2 from the St-iGNUsius-scares-young-children dept.
136 728 grey33 1 I recently went to hear RMS talk about the history of the
604 727 #006760 1 GNU project
604 728 #006760 1 ___________
136 752 grey33 1 and half way through his speech, he put on some religious type clothes and
136 776 grey33 1 started speaking in tounges! I mean, sure he's written a few useful things like
136 800 grey33 1 Emacs, GCC and the GPL, but like, he dresses funny!
136 824 black 1 (                            of       comments )
136 824 #006760 1    Read more...  3      42
136 825 #006760 1    __________   _      __

136 926 white 3 MS Windows WDE Released
136 960 black 2 from the new-world-order dept.
136 984 #006760 1 Microsoft
136 985 #006760 1 ________
224 984 grey33 1 have released their latest Windows version; WDE (World
136 1008 grey33 1 Domination Edition). This version corrects some bugs from earlier editions,
136 1032 grey33 1 and Microsoft have thoughtfully shrinkwrapped and sold it in stores so you
136 1056 grey33 1 don't have to go to the trouble of downloading it.
136 1080 black 1 (                            of        comments )
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136 1081 #006760 1    __________   _      ___

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846 158 white 3 /. Poll
846 199 black 2 Troll
846 220 black 2 Karma whore
846 240 black 2 Vote down
846 262 black 2 Whinge
846 282 black 2 Flame
846 301 black 2 Flame spelling

846 350 white 3 Guns

846 606 white 3 Links
846 640 #006760 2 XTux
846 641 #006760 2 ____
846 656 #006760 2 Freshmeat
846 657 #006760 2 _________
846 672 #006760 2 Happypenguin
846 673 #006760 2 _____________
846 688 #006760 2 Linuxgames
846 689 #006760 2 __________
846 704 #006760 2 Everything2
846 705 #006760 2 __________
846 720 #006760 2 Cruel.com
846 721 #006760 2 _________
846 736 #006760 2 The Onion
846 737 #006760 2 _________
846 752 #006760 2 PLIF
846 753 #006760 2 ____
846 768 #006760 2 Hot Teens
846 769 #006760 2 _________
846 784 #006760 2 IMDB
846 785 #006760 2 _____
846 800 #006760 2 Red Meat
846 801 #006760 2 ________

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#2nd page - Games
136 2206 white 3 Quit karma whoring and go play XTux
136 2240 black 2 from the hot-grits-and-games dept.
136 2264 grey33 1 The idiots behind this game must have spent an extraordinary amount of time
136 2288 grey33 1 making a                level just so we'd be suitably impressed to post a link to
210 2288 #006760 1 slashdot
212 2289 #006760 1 _______
136 2312 grey33 1 their       . Oh well, we're easily bought^H^H^H^H^H^Himpressed.
178 2312 #006760 1 site
178 2313 #006760 1 ___

136 2360 grey33 1 Keep a look out for the Natalie Portman powerup(!?). If you pick it up, you become 
136 2384 grey33 1 petrified, unable to shoot or move and thus very vunerable.
136 2408 grey33 1 What kind of sick people are responsible for this?

#Side boxes
846 2206 white 3 Ammo
846 2334 white 3 Related

136 2496 black 1 This game is shite.
300 2496 grey33 1 (Score: 5, Insightful)
136 2520 black 2 By Anonymous Coward on 11:32 PM November 14th, 2000
136 2560 grey33 1 PS, First post.
136 2656 black 2 [
146 2656 #006760 2 Reply to this    Parent
146 2657 #006760 2 ___________    ______
240 2656 black 2 |               ]

136 2688 black 1 Natalie's good, but......
330 2688 grey33 1 (Score: 1, Funny)
136 2712 black 2 By Anonymous Coward on 0:16 AM November 15th, 2000
136 2752 grey33 1 Where are the grits?
136 2848 black 2 [
146 2848 #006760 2 Reply to this    Parent
146 2849 #006760 2 ___________    ______
240 2848 black 2 |               ]

200 2880 black 1 Re: Natalie's good, but......
420 2880 grey33 1 (Score: -1, Troll)
200 2904 black 2 By Anonymous Coward on 0:17 AM November 15th, 2000
200 2944 grey33 1 Down your pants, choad.
200 3040 black 2 [
210 3040 #006760 2 Reply to this    Parent
210 3041 #006760 2 ___________    ______
304 3040 black 2 |               ]

136 3072 black 1 XTux.
200 3072 grey33 1 (Score: 1)
136 3096 black 2 By Dave Lawrence & James Andrews on 11:42PM February 3rd, 2003
136 3136 grey33 1 Don't forget to review XTux on
580 3136 grey33 1 [happypenguin.org].
398 3136 #006760 1 The linux game tome
398 3137 #006760 1 _________________
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104 3360 grey33 2 Your rails, you're thin. Your thin paper wings. Your thin paper wings, in the wind, dangling.

#3rd page - BSD
136 4254 white 3 BSD released under GPL
136 4288 black 2 from the uh-huh dept.

136 4312 #006760 1 FreeBSD  OpenBSD
136 4313 #006760 1 ________  ________
216 4312 grey33 1 ,
312 4312 grey33 1 and the rest of them have decided to merge and release
136 4336 grey33 1 the resulting code under the GPL. "We heard about this new idea of having
136 4360 grey33 1 the source code available, this just blew our minds."
136 4384 grey33 1 Industry experts say this move will have little effect on the industry, because
136 4408 grey33 1 Windows World Domination Edition is so good that nobody will run any of the
136 4432 grey33 1 operating systems formally known as *BSD.
136 4456 grey33 1 "We must integrate" said once source, "Too many choices, too much specialisation,
136 4480 grey33 1 how can we be expected to pick which one to use? Surely they can find the best
136 4504 grey33 1 overall solution for a million hits/day webserver and handheld, can't they?"

#Side boxes
846 4254 white 3 Dew

136 4608 black 1 What's BSD?
260 4608 grey33 1 (Score: 1)
136 4632 black 2 By 3l33teR d/\N U on 11:36 PM November 14th, 2000
136 4672 grey33 1 WHATS BSD AND DOES ANY1 HAVE THE WIN98 WAREZ W/CRACK 4 IT?
136 4696 grey33 1 GrEETZ, l33t-D/\n
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136 4800 black 1 Whoah.
210 4800 grey33 1 (Score: 3, Inciteful)
136 4824 black 2 By Luser2k on 11:45 PM November 14th, 2000
136 4862 grey33 1 I have been predicting this for years, it is indeed a paradigm shift. Imagine the beowulf clusters of
136 4888 grey33 1 these things! They would be able to easily handle the slashdot effect and maybe even be able to run
136 4912 grey33 1 GNOME at a decent pace.
136 4936 grey33 1 How come Slashdot hasn't posted this earlier? Slashdot has been going down hill, I remember back
136 4960 grey33 1 it used to be good. Like the Matrix, not like The Phantom Menace.
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200 5056 black 1 Re: Whoah.
330 5056 grey33 1 (Score: 2, Inciteful)
200 5080 black 2 By Luser2k on 11:45 PM November 14th, 2000
200 5128 grey33 1 GNOME isn't slow, besides, it's free and not based on Windows, you bastard. You suck
200 5152 grey33 1 you stupid KDE loving, Windows sympathising nerd boy. Hitler used to think like you
200 5176 grey33 1 commie.
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200 5224 black 2 *
210 5224 #006760 2 498 replies
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310 5224 black 2 below your current threshold.

340 5416 grey33 2 This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

#4th page - GNU (y += 2048 per page)
136 6302 white 3 RMS dresses funny
136 6336 black 2 from the St-iGNUsius-scares-young-children dept.
136 6360 grey33 1 I recently went to hear RMS talk about the history of the
604 6360 #006760 1 GNU project
604 6361 #006760 1 ___________
136 6384 grey33 1 half way through his speech, he put on some religious type clothes and
136 6408 grey33 1 started speaking in tounges! I mean, sure he's written a few useful
136 6432 grey33 1 things like Emacs, GCC and the GPL, but like, he dresses funny!

846 6302 white 3 Slugs

136 6532 black 1 Is this news for nerds?
350 6532 grey33 1 (Score: 5, Inciteful)
136 6552 black 2 By Signal 33 on 11:36 PM November 15th, 2000
136 6592 grey33 1 I'm a nerd and I say this ain't news!
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200 6724 black 1 Re: Is this news for nerds?
420 6724 grey33 1 (Score: 1)
200 6744 black 2 By Fooface on 11:37 PM November 15th, 2000
200 6784 grey33 1 You're not a nerd, you're a geek.
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310 6905 black 2 below your current threshold (sanity).

360 7464 grey33 2 /usr/games/fortune: No such file or directory


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136 8350 white 3 MS Windows WDE Released
136 8384 black 2 from the new-world-order dept.
136 8408 #006760 1 Microsoft
136 8409 #006760 1 ________
224 8408 grey33 1 have released their latest Windows version; WDE (World
136 8432 grey33 1 Domination Edition). This version corrects the free thought bug in earlier
136 8456 grey33 1 editions, and Microsoft have thoughtfully shrinkwrapped and sold it in stores
136 8480 grey33 1 so you don't have to go to the trouble of downloading it.
136 8528 grey33 1 Freedom is slavery, long live Big Brother Bill!

846 8350 white 3 Cells
846 8478 white 3 Firewall

136 8644 black 1 Has anyone tried it yet? (FP?)
400 8644 grey33 1 (Score: 1)
136 8664 black 2 By Return -1 on 11:22 PM November 15th, 2000
136 8704 grey33 1 If so, what's it like?
136 8756 grey33 1 PS. First?
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200 8836 black 1 Re: Has anyone tried it yet? (FP?)
500 8836 grey33 1 (Score: 1)
200 8860 black 2 By 65534 of 1 on 0:17 AM November 15th, 2000
200 8900 grey33 1 It's brilliant. Solitaire loads up to 600% faster and the paperclip assistant now helps us with
200 8926 grey33 1 life decisions and personal beliefs not to mention giving great tips when writing letters!
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200 9028 black 1 Re: Has anyone tried it yet? (FP?)
500 9028 grey33 1 (Score: 1)
200 9052 black 2 By 65535 of 1 on 0:17 AM November 15th, 2000
200 9092 grey33 1 Join Us. It's BLISS.
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450 9512 grey33 2 First Post!


###################### 6th page - Linux (y += 2048 per page)
136 10398 white 3 Herring eaten
136 10432 black 2 from the sounds-fishy dept.
136 10456 grey33 1 A tasty red herring was reported missing earlier today. An unnamed felon
136 10480 grey33 1 broke into a William H Gates III's residence in Redmond, WA in the early
136 10504 grey33 1 hours of Nov 14, damaging property and apparently fishing on Mr Gates' lake.
136 10528 grey33 1 The remains of the fish and several empty cans of Mountain Dew were the only
136 10552 grey33 1 evidence found at the scene. Police have several leads.

136 10692 black 1 TIMMY!
220 10692 grey33 1 (Score: 5, On topic)
136 10712 black 2 By Timothy on 11:22 PM November 15th, 2000
136 10752 grey33 1 Timmoy! Timmay! Timmy!
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440 11560 grey33 2 Never pet a burning dog.

ENTITY
#Level entrance
SPAWN 0 0 128 0
#Deathmatch spawns
%SPAWN 896 1280 224 0
%SPAWN 64 1280 64 0
%SPAWN 960 0 160 0
%SPAWN 192 2240 96 0
%SPAWN 192 4288 96 0
%SPAWN 192 6336 96 0
%SPAWN 192 8384 96 0
%SPAWN 192 10432 96 0

CELLS 12 72 0 0
EGUN 12 136 0 0
CELLS 12 200 0 0

#stuff on the "guns" side box
RAILGUN 864 396 0 0
SLUGS 864 492 0 0

#Front page enemies
FLAMER 640 640 0 0
TROLL 100 640 0 0
TROLL 896 640 0 0
TROLL 500 1024 128 0
TROLL 896 1024 128 0
TROLL 600 512 128 0

#Stuff on the boxes in the XTux (Games) Story
CELLS 864 2252 0 0
NATALIE 864 2380 0 0

#Game page
FLAMER 64 2752 0 0
FLAMER 512 2752 0 0
FLAMER 960 2752 0 0


#BSD page
DEWCAN 880 4297 0 0

TROLL 64 4752 0 0
TROLL 512 5100 0 0
TROLL 800 4900 0 0
TROLL 256 4850 0 0
TROLL 960 4300 0 0

#GNU page
SLUGS 872 6360 0 0

TROLL 64 6752 0 0
TROLL 512 7100 0 0
TROLL 960 6200 0 0
FLAMER 800 6800 0 0
FLAMER 256 6750 0 0

#MS page
SLUGS 872 8384 0 0
FIREWALL 872 8512 0 0
FLAMER 640 8800 0 0
FLAMER 64 8940 0 0
TROLL 100 8900 0 0
TROLL 896 9340 0 0
TROLL 256 9324 128 0
TROLL 600 9520 128 0

#Linux page
CELLS 872 10440 0 0
FLAMER 640 10900 0 0
FLAMER 64 11040 0 0
TROLL 100 11000 0 0
TROLL 896 11040 0 0
TROLL 256 11024 128 0
TROLL 600 10920 128 0